Please come home camera, please!

The camera is still at the camera doctor. Can you believe it??? I can't. All this waiting just for a lousy door. Hasn't anyone heard of duct tape? Baling wire??? And Michael and Beth call themselves engineers. Dreadful...just dreadful.

What prompted this rant? I'll tell you. This picture:
I was chewing, ever so photogenically, on my octopus. Beth attempted to capture said chewing on film (and by "film" I mean "on her phone"). Alas, I had vacated the premises before the image could be captured. So you, my faithful public, will have to use your imagination.