Lay down!

I know what you're thinking - you've seen scores of pictures of me laying on the ground. Here's the twist: how I got there. It's quite simple, really. Michael and /or Beth tell me to "lay down!" and then I flop on the floor. And then I get either a) an ice cube, b) a milk bone, or c) a good scratching. That's a no-lose situation in my book.