I'm sorry....

I need to apologize to Beth for destroying her cute striped headband.
Will you forgive me? Puh-lease???????????P.S. Please don't make me throw up again. I didn't swallow much of it...I promise.

What's up?

You've probably been wondering what I've been up to. Well, laying around and chewing on stuff. Yeah, that pretty much sums it up.

Simply Apple...more like simply awesome

Michael and Beth have been so busy finishing the kitchen tile that they forgot about my birthday on Saturday. :-( So I will take this opportunity to wish myself a happy 7 month birthday...7 months plus three days.

And now for the consumer report portion of this blog post. I highly recommend Simply Apple apple juice. I can't speak to the quality of the juice, but the bottle makes for a phenomenal chew toy. Phenomenal.
Finally, has anyone out there seen my Kong Wubba? I can't seem to find it anywhere. I think I overheard Michael and Beth talking about sending it to a farm so it could play with other Kong Wubbas.

State of the tiling project

The good: an abundance of cardboard to chew on! Good texture, but tile boxes taste a little like, well, cardboard.And now the bad...and the ugly. First, a disclaimer. I'm not saying the tile looks bad and/or ugly. Far from it. I'm saying that the current state of disarray in the kitchen is bad and/or ugly.

Identity crisis

I was recently informed that I'm not a real bulldog. Because real bulldogs have spiky collars. Even little girl bulldogs. Needless to say, this revelation has shaken me to my very core.

Are they done yet?

I've been spending a lot of alone time lately. Mostly in my crate. Michael and Beth have been busy with the floor in the kitchen. I thought they were making progress, but now the stove is in the middle of the dining area...that can't be good.Beth also had some exams to grade over the weekend. I offered to help. But there's only so much I can contribute without a) opposable thumbs and b) a working knowledge of thermodynamics.
So back in my crate I went.

R.I.P. Kong Wubba

Kong Wubba, I hardly knew thee.... You were my faithful companion for about a week. Then I ate part of you. And then I was forced to regurgitate that same part of you. You will be missed.

A new chew toy

I have a new favorite chew toy. The Kong Wubba. It's phenomenal. Michael and Beth got it for me on Friday and I haven't let it out of my sight (or bite) since. It's squeaky, chewy, everything a dog could ask for in a toy...and more.
Also, it seems that Michael and Beth have embarked on yet another tiling project. I'll keep you posted on their progress.